Ibiza
7 nights £392
Gorgeous
girls, three quarters naked on the beach, in the clubs and on every
street corner.
If you don't score here, you gotta be queer or an ugly pup with a
hump and a well spanked mush.
Bangkok
10 nights £995
Experience the diversity of culture on your holiday of a life
time in the Orients most adventurous city.
Marvel at the wonders of modern plastic surgery as you bang a lady boy
called Colin on your hotel balcony.
Edinburgh
4 days £99
Arrive on the opening day of the Pisswirain festival and gaze in amazement
at over 40 different types of precipitation.
Sleet, snow, heavy rain
and sudden down pour are just some of the ways you will be soaked to
the skin in Scotland's capital city.
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the money with 
Come weapon hunting in Iraq
This
modern archeological dig takes you into the heart of sunny
Iraq. Your quest is to find the mythical weapons of mass destruction.
These
fabled tools of death have been the focus of the world
attention for what seems like hundreds of years now.
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To
reserve your holiday and perhaps find a little love along
the way, please forward 200 pairs of sports socks to;
