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All fatal you've been framed

At last the gloves are off and boy oh boy are the viewers in for a treat with this one off special from the You've been framed team.

Spleen splitting action right from the off sees all the shows participants meet their makers in an unbelievable variety of ways.
Lovely roly poly Lisa Riley, voted TV's most pokable fat bird for the third year running by TV Times readers, is close to tears, tears of laughter that is, as she relives those moments of madness that claim the lives of the stars of the show.
Bye bye grandma  
Stewart Gilmore bit off more than he could chew while showing off his water skills.
The Shark however bit off just enough for its morning brunch. The first course was his head followed by his legs and lower abdomen.
Dads a goner, goner get eaten alive.  
Darren from Glasgow, who's Mum was "done in" In an industrial accident says. "It's the easiest 250 notes i've ever earned, along with the money were getting fae Claims Direct, I'm well wedged in fur Christmas." 
 Roll out the barrel  





Coronation Street
ITV
Karen becomes agitated when Ashley gives her a Dirty Sanchez after a night of passion.

Eastenders
BBC1

Den becomes concerned when Sharon announces she and Lisa think Linda Barkers Curry's ads are 'wonderful.'

Emmerdale
ITV

There's trouble on the farm when Hilary loses her bangle up a cows arse.

Casualty
BBC1

While climbing a wobbly ladder a dithery old pensioner falls on to a collection of steak knifes, with hilarious consequences.