Let's
Rock!! This week I'm taking the Time machine back
to the 1970's.
Hello
time travel fans. You're in for a real treat this week
as me and Mrs Blair head back to the 1970's in search
of movie stardom.
The plan is to get a part in a romantic movie on a par
with that classic 70's tear jerker 'Love story.'
What luck, no sooner have we landed in Los Angeles, when
I bump into a film maker who goes by the name of Russ
Meyer.
He tells me that he specialises in making love
interest movies, so Cherie and I arrange an audition
for early tomorrow.
Bingo! I've landed the male love interest role in Russ's
new movie, 'The adventures of Horse Cock Horace.'
Cherie after a five hour private audition, lands the
part of Mistress Minge, a sultry
school
teacher
from
Aberdeen.
It's
the first day on the set and guess what? I have a love
scene, well 12 love scenes, if i'm going to be accurate.
Russ enquires if we have a problem with nudity. "As
long as it's necessary to the plot and not gratuitous." I
reply.
Cindy and Mindy reassure me that my fears over the lack
of a script is normal. Apparently 'Gone with the wind'
was entirely improvised, amazing!
Cindy explains that they have a infallible plan to make
the love scenes look realistic, they actually do it.
Not wanting to rock the boat, this being my first movie,
I reluctantly agree to their methodology.
Eeek, I'm sore all over, the
BDSM scene with Cherie was particularly challenging.
I've never seen so many clothes pegs. Despite my
earlier reservations, I have enjoyed my day as a movie
star, I know Cherie has because she's auditioning
for another movie as we speak.
To
the untrained eye this scene may look a little
salacious
but it conforms to the same techniques used in
modern day movies such as Edward Penishands,
Shaving Ryan's Privates and Schindler's Fist.
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