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Dolphins being killed in Japan

With the UK government set to ban Fox hunting, what evil vermin can you hunt and help maintain fish stocks at the same time.
Yes! It's the answers to all you dreams, come Dolphin stabbing in Japan.


The evil Dolphin has been the scourge of farmers
Dolphin killing fun
Dolphin horror
headlines
and city types for hundreds of years now.

Who can forget when Lindy Chamberlains baby was snatched by dolphins in the Australian bush.
Or when a bunch of drunken Dolphins beat up Nancy Kerrigan during the 1994 Olympic Trials and tried to blame it on Tonya Harding.

Evil Dolphin
Another baby kitten
falls victim to the
bastard of the sea's



When you want a holiday that gives a little back to the world then a Fat Dancer Dolphin stabbing fortnight in Japan is just the ticket.

Look what you get for you money
  •  Free hire of stabbing equipment
  •  Free Dolphin (dead)
  •  Free I stabbed a right bastard tee-shirt
  •  A date with a Japanese fisherman


Click here for more details of this amazing offer Visit Greenpeace
Satire comedy dolphin killing facts
  Dolphin killing facts

Dolphin meat is inedible because of its high mercury content.

The Japanese government paid an $80 dollar bounty for each dolphin killed.

The Japanese grind the Dolphins to pulp and then use it as fertiliser.