The
Royal Family has been running on British television
for over 40 years. It is has enchanted a nation with
its gritty realistic portrayal of a modern day monarchy.
Thousands of tourist flock to the set of this television
institution to view the opulent life style of this
dysfunctional TV family.
It is perhaps the greatest compliment to the producers
of the show that thousand of fans world-wide believe
that the Royal family actually exist.
A
perfect example of this was the hysterical scenes
on the streets of the capital when leading character,
Princess Diana was written out of the show after
the
shows producers refused her £1'000000 a show
wage demand.
There
have been 4 different Queens over the last forty years.
The appointment of sex change
actor Simon Diamond is without doubt the most
controversial appointment in the shows 40 year history.
The
soaps plot lines Regularly hit the headlines in both
the tabloid and broad sheet newspapers. In the recent episode
when young Prince Harry was caught experimenting with
a loaf of bread and a tub of margarine the press had
a field day analysing the moral implications of the
fall from grace of the cheeky little rascal.
The
Cast
The Queen
Played
by sex change actor Simon Diamond. Simon (72)
lives in Essex with his partner Bruce and their
Alsatian dog, Lucy.
The
original Queen played by actress, Brenda Adnerd
died in a freak horse riding accident in 1971,
when her horse blew up after been fed Pot Noodles
by a novice stable boy.
The Duke
Played
by Jools Oasis the son of a Greek shipping magnet,
he has played the part of the animal killing
Duke for nearly 40 years.
Jools
admits there are a lot of similarity's
between
him and the Duke. "I'm at my happiest when
I'm taking out a rutting stag with my rifle."
And like the Duke he's not overly keen on "Johnny
Foreigner."
The Prince
The
part of Prince Charles is played by Warren Muttly.
Warren got the part after the shows producers
overheard him chatting up a rubber plant.
Warren
says that he is nothing like his character
Charles. "On a Friday night when filming
is finished for the week, I take off the
false ears and
head off down to the docks to chat up sailors."
That Woman
Camilla
played by Judy Wood Squatter was the least popular
character 4 years running after replacing the
irreplaceable Diana.
Judy's
claim to fame before taking up the role of Camilla
was her 1982 record breaking feat of holding
a Winmau dart board on her left nipple for 5
minutes and 37 sec's.
The Mother
The
part of the Queen Mother has for the last 8 years
been played by diminutive stunt man Elvis Rodrigas.
Elvis (32) has 8 children to 9 women.
Elvis
has to endure 3 hours of make up every day to
play the part. The Queen Mother's face mask is
manufactured from the scrotum and elbow skin of
Blue Arsed Monkeys.
Royal
Woman
Characters from the top: Camilla Parker Bowles,
Fergie the horny red head and Sophie Rhys
Jones the wife of Eddie the dog from Fraser.
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years.
The appointment of sex change
actor Simon Diamond is without doubt the most
controversial appointment in the shows 40 year history.
episode
when young Prince Harry was caught experimenting with
a loaf of bread and a tub of margarine the press had
a field day analysing the moral implications of the
fall from grace of the cheeky little rascal.
