Osama bin Laden loves
America, especially their cute little
puppy's.
In an audio tape confirmed to be bin Laden by the
CIA, he talks for the first time about his change
of heart.
“I met Wilma and Andy during my gap year from my terror
and
mayhem study's. Andy is a typical proud American and I thought at first I'd
have
to at least stab him, you know how it is with me and Americans at the moment.
But after Andy took the time to explain the whole freedom of speech thing,
the constitution, I thought, WOW! That's just the kind of thing I've been looking
for.”
Osama then tells how he is dreading breaking the news to his terror buddy's.“It's
not going to be easy, these guys look up to me, but you know, eventually we all
have to move on to other things. Terrorism was fine when it was small time but
now a days it's quite frankly a 24/7 pain in the ass, you're frightened to go
to
bed at night in case a cruise missile comes through your bedroom window.”
“I guess it was my youngest son Billy Bob who planted a seed of doubt
about my
long term future in International terrorism.” 'Dad are you an evil bastard' “What
do you say to a 12 year old when he asks you a question like that? I couldn't
think of anything, so I had him shot.”
The tape concludes with bin Laden's hopes for the future. “I'd like to
do something with animals, when Wilma told me about Buster, her rescue dog, how
he
was
nursed back to health after a savage beating by his previous owners, I don't
mind telling you this, I cried a river that night, thinking about the pain dogs
like Buster
have to suffer at the hand of so called human beings.”
Osama bin Laden is appearing in pantomime
at the Adelphi theatre Riyadh
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