Celebrity swear words with Catherine

Well fuck me sidey ways, the news that Fat Dancer, who ever the fucking hell that is, wants me do an article about my fucking favourite swear word, fuck! Has blown me fucking down, without a fucking doubt.

I think what drew me to fuck was that it is the most flexible of swear words. Let me give you an example. If I fancy a bit of how's your father with my man, I'll yell, 'Get a fucking Viagra down your neck Grandpa, Mamma needs to be fucked into next Tuesday.'

Now at this stage he will either reply, 'You fucking beauty, let's fuck till festivus' or more than likely, 'Fucking hell, I've just had a wank, why didn't you say earlier you fucking Welsh spazy.'

I think that fuck should be used sparingly for effect, save it for the moments when it deserves to be unleashed, then watch the world take notice.

Shopping

Don't fucking take that fucking attitude with me, you fuckwit, get your fat fucking arse into fucking gear or I'll have you well and truly fucked.

At home

You really fucked up this time, you fucked the fucking maid, are you fucking demented? You fucked up fucking fucker.

Well, there you go, I'm sure you all want to go and read something thing else, so go on then, fuck off!

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